Friday, February 10, 2012

Booty Call

Here's the thing. I've never really been involved in or participated in or even understood the "Booty Call"...

I mean I understand the concept and what is involved.

I'm not that naive. 

I guess it's because I've never been one looking for or seeking out non-emotional/committed sexual endeavors that I just can't wrap my head around booty calls. Maybe it's just because I've never had one...until last night that is. Haha.

Now, I don't mean that I HAD a booty call more that I was asked to participate in one.

So the BF and I have been back together for...gosh.... five months or so and when we decided we loved eachother and wanted to try again I made sure to let the guys know that I had met online. One that I didn't have to, because he just disappeared, was the "local lawyer". Lives/ed in Vancouver was his firm had him working out of the Tokyo office. One day he just stopped emailing, stopped being online. So when the BF and I got back together, I didn't give the Lawyer a second thought.

Until yesterday, when I got this email from him.

Now I know that this isn't unusual (per se) for online-chats or booty calls. However, I was very taken aback when I 1) saw an email from someone who disappeared from my online-life over six months ago and 2) when I saw his...well we'll just call it "invitation"

I tried to be polite and just said "Haven't talked to you in a while. My BF and I got back together in September"

From there the emails just kept coming.

"I've been away at work for six months"
"BF huh? That's too bad. He's a lucky dude"
"I was hoping we could hook up for Valentine's Day"
"Do I have to delete your pictures?" (apparently he'd been using my image for "recreational activities")
"You were great in my imagination"


Really!!??  What ever happened to "Hello." or the "Are you still single?".... but to just assume I'm single and willing to hook up after you just show me your penis!? What happened to giving chocolates or flowers? How about just simple seduction?

I mean talk about being...cocky! (bad pun I know). Is this normal? Does this work on other women? Because in my honest opinion this was a true Failmale!

4 comments:

  1. http://youtu.be/pCxbtyfHHbo

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  2. ewwwwww what a CREEP! I can't believe you had to deal with someone so horrible! Men can be horribly stupid sometimes. Good for you for handling it so well though. :)

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  3. WOW.
    I think this only works on the women who also send similar "invitations". I mean this wouldn't work for me. Being wooed isn't overrated and just because its the internet doesn't mean you can't act like a gentleman. I'm happy that you and your boyfriend got back together and I hope the lawyer stops emailing you inappropriate emails.

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  4. lol! i've never been good at booty calls either! no strings attached sex is just difficult!

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